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Dear people who type in all lowercase, We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, capital letters.
8/11/11 — 8:47pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZZXRQx8CbAG0
Dear "I'm not drunk!", You threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!" Sincerely, yes, you are.
8/11/11 — 8:44pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZZXRQx8CalN4
freeindie: Who wants a FreeIndie sticker? Just got these suckers in the mail, they’re so smooth and shiny! I’m sending 20 of these to you guys. To get a sticker, reblog this post and friend us on Facebook. BTW, have you registered for FreeIndie Deals yet?

freeindie:

Who wants a FreeIndie sticker?

Just got these suckers in the mail, they’re so smooth and shiny!

I’m sending 20 of these to you guys. To get a sticker, reblog this post and friend us on Facebook.

BTW, have you registered for FreeIndie Deals yet?

Source: freeindie
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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

either Looneyville, Minnesota, or Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

and there’s always Horneytown, North Carolina :)

8/3/11 — 9:36pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZZXRQx7tpbAh

DEAR GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. 

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Dear Pinocchio, If you said ,"My nose will grow now," and it doesn't, that would mean you were lying. But if you were lying, that would make your nose grow. Thus, making your nose grow by telling the truth. Sincerely, ultimate paradox.
7/20/11 — 11:08pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZZXRQx7L7II7
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just got an amazing vintage Canon AE-1 SLR!!! The only problem is that I have no idea how to post those photographs…..
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